This pandemic shit is getting crazier and crazier, am I right? For the past several months everyone has been losing their minds about this viral outbreak ruining the entire world…
And then the United States decided to just pretend it wasn’t happening.
Let’s reopen! Everything will be fine! Man, has it been a dumpster fire to watch on the news. I thought that things had reached an all-time low until I was watching a news program with my mom last night. That’s when they showed two mega church pastors proclaiming that they had found the answer to COVID-19 by developing a new form of heating and cooling filtration. These two idiots were saying that they developed “ionization” technology in their central heating and cooling system which would effectively eradicate over 99.9% of airborne coronavirus. I’m sorry, but if that was the case, don’t you believe that a major heating and cooling company would have developed that patent before these two bozos? If there’s money to be made, I guarantee that a corporation is going to do it. And that goes for air purification, heating, cooling, and ventilation companies, as well. I’m sure that there have been plenty of professional HVAC technicians and scientists working together to try to develop new air quality control technologies in the wake of this COVID-19 pandemic. The thought that some random churchgoers came up with a futuristic air purification system powerful enough to service a massive mega church with amazing indoor air is absolutely ridiculous. I can’t wait to see what they say next, after their miraculous heating and cooling innovation doesn’t protect anyone from contracting the virus.